Italian, French and Indian went for a job interview in England.
They were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow.
The Italian was first: „I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I hope it will be a pink day.“
The French was next: „I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV.“
Last was the Indian: „I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone „green green“, I „pink“ up the phone and I say „Yellow“.“