„Top o‘ the mornin‘ to ye on this gray, drizzly afternoon. Kent O’Brockman live on Main Street, where today, everyone is a little bit Irish! Except, of course, for the gays and the Italians.“
„Ladies and gentlemen, what you are seeing is a total disregard for the things St. Patrick’s Day stand for. All this drinking, violence, destruction of property. Are these the things we think of when we think of the Irish?“